The Offspring - Why Don't You Get a Job

My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say:

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Now why don't you get a job"
Say "no way", say "no way ya, no way
Now why don't you get a job"

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Now why don't you get a job"
Say "no way", say "no way ya, no way
Now why don't you get a job"

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along
every day

(Let me tell you about my other friend now!)

My friend's got a boyfriend man and she hates that dick (and the guy!)
She tells me every day (woo! everyday now)
He wants more dinero just to stay at home (stay at home!)
Well my friend
You gotta say: (gotta say!)

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya (woo), no way (no way!)
Now why don't you get a job" (woo - get a job!)
Say "no way", say "no way ya, no way
Now why don't you get a job"
(oh yeah!)
"I won't give ya no money
I always pay
Now why don't you get a job" (get a job!)
Say "no way", say "no way ya, no way
Now why don't you get a job!"

Hey that's something everyone can enjoy!